Who am I?
Do you really wanna know?
Ok… here’s what you need to know.
I’m a straight shooter with a pretty good b.s. detector. So don’t try to get me to drink the corporate kool-aid (unless that happens to be sour beer, in which case I’ll reconsider this ultimatum).
Concepts and ideas are my strong suite. Collaborating and coming up with eye-catching ads, not-dumb taglines, and band names make up the largest portion of my skill set.
Details and grammar are hard. But I try harder. A proof reader once gave me 3/5 rating and I’ve been trying to bump that up to at least a 3.5 ever since.
Attributes that I’ve developed over my very short career are:
- a good sense of humor,
- an unbreakable spirit (my days of crying in the shower are done folks)
- a decent ping-pong serve.
I work hard for people I respect and admire. If you’re a meanie head, don’t tip your Uber drivers, or think you’re better than everybody else because you drive a Benz, thanks for stopping by but I don’t think it’s gonna work out.
So, if you still don’t know enough about me or just want to talk about my current fascination (11.1.17) with The Last Jedi or why I think Power Point should die or if you’d like to work together, let’s grab coffee when you’re free.
P.S. I’m really just a songwriter trying to pay the bills with my affinity for words and persuasion. So as soon as I write a #1 hit for Beyoncé, I’m out tha ad game yo.
Email me: email@example.com
Text me: 828-702-5536